The Cosmic Bakery & Jokeshop presents

Visionary
Artifacts

“The Desk is the New Altar”

A new genre of object for your sacred workspace. Pick one of the Sun Sparks and we print it into solid birch, grain showing right through the ink. Then turn it over: there’s a Cosmic Sloth portal on the back. Tap it, and the right message finds you. A different one every day.

Hand-drawn monitor with a rainbow spiral eye, the Visionary Artifact

Look around your desk… what’s there? And what represents your greatest vision + dreams? Or reminds you of your highest expression?

There’s probably a few photos or more utilitarian items, but what is connected to your soul?

If our work is LOVE made visible like Kahlil Gibran shares, then let’s create a new genre of Visionary Artifacts for your sacred workspace. A reminder of wisdom & whimsy.

Yanik

How a Visionary Artifact Gets Baked

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Choose your Spark

Hand-drawn Sun Sparks from Yanik Silver. Pick the one you instantly fall in love with, the one that reminds you of your greatest work in the world.

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We print it into birch

Vintage matte, straight onto sturdy ¾″ sustainably sourced birch. The white of the page disappears and the wood grain becomes the paper.

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Place in Your Sacred Place

Each Visionary artifact has real heft and weight. It feels good and looks great. Stands on its own or hang it where you’ll enjoy it each day.

…and then there’s what’s on the back.

The Visionary Artifact Creator

Tap any Spark to drop it onto the wood. Change the size and watch it resize, so you get a sense of the magic that will appear on your desk soon.

Selected Sun Spark shown on birch
The Cosmic Sloth Sun Sparks portal on the back of the block tap here

The sun before the sun
8×10″ portrait · birch vintage matte · ¾″ deep

This is the Cosmic Sloth Sun Sparks portal.

$585×7″ · portal sticker included
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Almost ready to take orders

The woodshop is getting ready. Leave your email and you will hear the moment ordering opens. We will remember your pick: .

All the Sun Sparks

 

The Hidden Layer

Your Visionary artifact doesn’t end with the art…. there’s a Cosmic Sloth of One Thousand Suns portal on the back. This becomes a message from the Universe each and every day for you.

↑ tap the Cosmic Sloth (this is the demo)

Your Spark for today is waiting…
  • Tap your phone to the back of the block. No app, login or code to scan.
  • One Sun Spark per day with the right message at the right time for you.
  • On the back on purpose as a secret portal to unlock the magic & synchronicity.
A Visionary Artifact standing on a working desk beside a crystal and a pen cup

You’ll Love It on your Desk

The Golden Cocoon, front and center, among the crystals, beads and pens. Not a decoration but a piece with real significance.

Commission your own

Want something special for you, your team, or for your clients? Yanik is available on a limited basis to do custom Visionary artifacts. You’ll meet together to get to the essence of your magic and something your favorite people will be proud and excited to display everywhere. Not the same lame item with your logo on it.

A few Yanik has made

Do the Thing Playground, a hand-drawn playground with a blank canvas in the middle

Do the Thing Playground

Drawn for Stacey Lauren’s community with the middle left open so it can be printed on glass and each person can fill in their own experiments they’re working on. Makes it a front and center piece.

“OMG. I love love love love love love, thank you! Soooo in love!!! Thank you so much!!!! You helped me expand it so much!!!”

Stacey Lauren
The Anti Asshole Prayer, hand-lettered entirely in coloured dots

The Anti Asshole Prayer

Jennifer K. Hill’s prayer she does each and every day. Her community has loved it and now there’s a physical artifact that was hand lettered one dot at a time to reveal the magic. This will be used as a bonus gift and perk.

Magic Carpet Ride, a flying carpet lettered with Harmony, Ascension, Joy, Playfulness, Beauty, Love

Magic Carpet Ride

Part of a community challenge reward for those who completed it. Increased engagement and totally personal & fun. Created individual & personalized pieces with the actual words each person connects related to “Magic” for them, hidden in the threads of the carpet.

A figure with a heart at the throat and a phone-style upgrade above the head

You Can Upgrade Like Your Phone

Susanne Goldstein v4.0. Susanne teaches you can update yourself the same way you update your phone’s iOS. That concept combined with the Matrix developed this artifact: the version of someone drawn as if it were a software release. This piece is designed as a desk piece but also a phone holder, to complete the combination.

Go Big to Give Big, an ice cream cone collaged from real dollar bills

Go Big to Give Big

Randy Molland shared with Yanik the story that changed everything in his life. How just $50 spent on ice cream to bring to an orphanage had him filled with happiness and joy. Go Big to Give Big is the name of his company and philosophy, but who wants another logo as a gift? Yanik used real dollar bills cut up and created something completely unique representing the ice cream story.

Tell Yanik what belongs on your altar

Goes straight to Yanik.

No rush. I invented time.